The Gods must be easy.

Manifesting made easy — the Gods’ guide to simple requests.

So you’ve heard of manifestation, right? The idea that if you really, really want something, the universe (or some slightly overworked, underpaid celestial deity) will deliver it right to your doorstep.

But here’s the kicker: most people aim too high! They want mansions in Malibu, a villa in Italy, a cool sports car or to become the next tech billionaire. But hey, let’s be real — maybe the gods are just as overwhelmed with big requests as the rest of us are with adulting.

Let’s talk about how “tiny” manifestations are the real secret sauce. Why? Because they’re like the Amazon Prime of cosmic orders: quick, reliable, and with way fewer complications.

Here’s how one can think small and celebrate often.

Let’s say you want the new iPad Pro. It’s sleek, it’s shiny, and it’s got more power than your current laptop. Manifesting this is like asking your buddy to pick up a pizza while they’re already at the store. Easy peasy!

The gods nod in approval and boom, you’re holding your shiny new gadget, feeling like a manifestation pro. Now, compare this to wanting a house in Italy.

Suddenly, the gods need to navigate Italian real estate, brush up on property law, and ensure the place isn’t haunted by a Renaissance ghost. It’s a lot, even for omnipotent beings. Your request ends up on the celestial back burner.

Think about the small stuff. All the time. Manifest a free coffee. Instead of aiming to own the coffee farm, just wish for a barista to slip you a complimentary cup of joe. The gods, from the little that I know, can handle that in their sleep.

Or how about finding a prime parking spot? It’s like asking for a tiny miracle that doesn’t require moving heaven and earth — just a couple of cars.

Then there’s the beauty of manifesting a gourmet meal at a fancy restaurant instead of picturing yourself as the next top chef. The gods can easily arrange for you to win a dinner for two without having to turn you into Gordon Ramsay overnight.

The magic of tiny manifestations is all about instant gratification. You’ll feel like a wizard with every little win.

Imagine the confidence boost you’ll get from stacking up small successes. Lower your expectations just a tad, and suddenly you’re swimming in free snacks, parking spots, and random acts of kindness.

Quantity over quality, folks! Your life will be filled with small joys, and those small joys add up to a pretty darn happy existence.

And here’s the best part: mastering the art of tiny manifestations can pave the way for bigger things. You’ll start with a free coffee today, a surprise upgrade on your flight tomorrow, and before you know it, the gods are sliding in bigger treats because you’ve proven you’re a reliable requester of reasonable things.

So next time you set your intentions, think small. Think bite-sized. Super chotu.

The gods are more likely to deliver that free cupcake than a castle in Scotland. And who knows? A life filled with tiny wins might just be the most abundant life of all. It sure is for me.

Now go forth and manifest that parking spot, that extra sushi roll, and that spontaneous compliment. The gods are listening, and they’re loving the break.

Cheers to tiny dreams and mighty achievements.